I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the movie 'Taken' to get free overnight shipping on a package from Amazon.
Amazon Customer Service Rep:Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
Me:I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Amazon Customer Service Rep:I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.
The True Blood Finale has aired and I haven’t seen it yet because I live in silly Scotland and there is no good torrents to download it yet so I have to wait til someone overseas puts up a good one and I’m so impatient.
I know I haven’t bothered with punctuation, but I’m annoyed.
Snooty bitch in work is pissed cause I took like, more than 2 minutes to go ask her what she would like, then I get to the table all, "Hi there folks, what drinks can I get for you?" and the woman then rolls her eyes and says, "we’re ready to order too, since we’ve had time" and I’m just standing there all mega patient like, "oh I know, I apologise for the wait - what can I get for you then?" and she comes out with “I want a small bbq americano”
BITCH YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN’T BEEN SITTIN’ THERE LONG ENOUGH SINCE YOU HAVEN’T PICKED UP THE FUCKING MENU TO NOTICE WE DON’T DO SMALL PIZZAS AND HAVEN’T FOR ABOUT 2-3 FUCKING MONTHS.
YOU ABSOLUTE SNOOTY POSH WANKER SHITTY ANAL BEAD BITCH.